Findings:

• What happens if somebody messes up in lab
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When I Grow Up
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• What do you see when you look up?
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• edev: rdude messes up the Text Formatter
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• What happens when we die?
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• What I want to be when I grow up
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• To really mess things up takes a machine
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• When We Grow Up
• I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• Eye contact at a distance
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Level 2
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• My eyes change color when I kiss someone
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• when someone you disliked dies
• Mess up
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• When you wake up feeling old
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• Her hair, tangled
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• What happens when a Pope dies
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• This is When it Happens
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• When Renny wakes up
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Something Happens
• This will never happen
• What happens to milk after cheese?
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• Just because it happened to you
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
• True love happens
• The Big Bang happened here
• Whatever happened to the random link button on yahoo?
• What happens to a dream deferred?
• The Second Coming of Christ already happened
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• overnight success does not happen overnight
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Whatever happened to acid rain?
• Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• How it would happen
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• cliches happen
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• What happened to claymation?
• If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• What happens to nice girls?
• It Can't Happen Here
• Everything Happens at Night
• The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
• Accidents will happen
• If you told me this never happened
• Nothing Much Happens
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• Whatever Happened to The Likely Lads?
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• The Dreadful Has Happened
• What's happened to Polytheism recently?
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
• Everything happens now
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• What happens in a car crash
• How could God let this happen?
• No evil can happen
• Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• What Happens in Vegas
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• based on events that may have happened
• Nothing happens.
• What the hell ever happened to our rights?
• Making memories of things that haven't happened yet
• Why does prostitution happen?
• Such things do not happen in this country
• worse things have happened to better people
• What happened?

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