Findings:

• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• In Which Minerva McGonagall Does Not Know What to Do
• I do have some things to hide
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• A little bit of dirt does you good
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• you don't have to do this
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Why do you want to get married?
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Sunday afternoons do to man what winter does to bears.
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• How do you get there?
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• The wheels of the Alzheimer's world do not run smoothly
• As long as there are girls left do dance with this world is worth saving
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Boobies do not make the world go round
• That which I should have done I did not do
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Do you want to get slapped?
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• What does art do?
• Do what you have to do
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• The tattoo phenomenon
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• What do I have of my mother's?
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• Things to do when technology gets here
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• These papers do not show what I have done
• In Africa we do not sing about bitches and hoes, we sing about the pains and beauty of the world.
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• we have a lot of work to do
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Does X have the Buddha nature?
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Does the Universe have granularity?
• Art has an actual purpose
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Do the world a favor, raise your kids atheist
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Do bad laws cause lack of respect for the law?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Craving a smoke
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Do Not Worry Little One
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• What do we know of the outside world?
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• Why males have nipples
• Why do the world's richest men resemble Lex Luthor instead of Batman?
• You, standing
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• My country is the world, and my religion is to do good
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• Why do children have to die?
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• What guys do with their penis
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?

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