Findings:

• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• In Which Ethel Gao Does His Damnedest To Refuse The Call To Adventure
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Hit to Death in the Future Head
• He flops over and bonks his head
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• The mad scientist ties you to the examination table and makes love to you with his chilly instruments.
• What do you give a Benedictine monk for his birthday?
• Eds, do NOT click on this, please. Testing hit counter.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• The night I saw a man get his head blown off
• hit the nail on the head
• Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
• What do you call several thousand lawyers working for a lot less money?
• What time do you call this, then?
• What do you call a woman's genitalia?
• Then the father hen will call his chickens home
• Zuigan calls his own master
• What do I call her?
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Ground rush
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• drop a piano on his head
• hit in the head
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• the music you play constantly in your head hoping that you do not forget
• I do not trust this beautiful thing we call memory
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• Off with his head!
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Sonnet 79 (Men call you fair, and you do credit it)
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• National Do Not Call Registry
• Regin's tale of his brothers, and of the gold called Andvari's Hoard
• call
• The Call of Cthulhu
• A Tribe Called Quest
• You call that philosophy?
• Last call
• call centre
• system call
• Call by reference
• A Fish Called Wanda
• Call by value return
• Call by name
• Home run call
• goal call
• I'll call you
• Asheron's Call
• method call
• screening calls
• an interrupted phone call
• The Steer Called Murder
• Call of the West
• Just call me fluffy
• Call for Help
• Let's call this art
• late night phone calls
• close call
• Call girl
• port of call
• recursive call
• call stack
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• The Call of Ktulu
• call option
• Now That's What I Call Quite Good
• booty call
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Call -151
• call and response
• Don't call it San Fran
• Call of the Wild
• you make the call
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• Not returning an ex-girlfriend's phone call
• Why won't he call?
• The Collect Call of Cthulhu
• strangest phone call
• prank call
• Men should never call themselves feminists
• call board
• curtain call
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• A Call to Quit
• Is your teenager concerned about inequality and pollution? Call a drug counselor.
• Here's my number, call me
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Don't call me Debbie
• last call for regrets
• A common tech support call
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• listen()
• No Colour Called Love
• The three calls of the Emperor's teacher
• Fun with telemarketing calls
• If the Current Were to Call
• Don't call me Asian
• Genetically Modified Phone Call
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Call Me Persephone
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• The Call of the Wild
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• Call me Fish Meal
• Prilosec
• Game Called on Account of Naked Chick
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• The Call of the Wild - chapter 1
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 2
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 3
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 4
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 5
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Summer never answers when you call
• Stalingrad
• Strange calls at work
• too close to call
• call it glitter
• that lump they call your brain
• covered call
• naked call
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Call of the Primitives
• Why are so many Anime called {Adjective} {Occupation} {Proper Name} ?
• it beckons me, the call to write
• call center
• cattle call
• come to think of it, phone calls are excruciating too.
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• call it a day
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• Someone call the waaaambulance
• If it weren't hard, they wouldn't call it hardware
• Call if you need me
• called also
• Caedmon's Call
• We talk of taxes, and I call you friend;
• call bet
• moment your mother calls
• cold call
• A secret sometimes already warm bed to call home
• conference call etiquette
• The difference between "call by reference" and "call by value return"
• A Candy Colored Clown They Call The Sandman
• The Emergency Services called me back
• A Child Called "It"
• The Boatman's Call
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• I called for the Emergency Destruct Plan
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Call a rabbit a smeerp
• Planet Called Home
• The Call from the Past
• Las Vegas call girl phone phreak conspiracy
• call sign
• artistic roll call
• For a good time, call your partner, not that 900 number
• Your call is very important to us
• call book
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris

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