Findings:
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- What to do when your car breaks down
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- When Did You See Her Last?
- At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- When In Rome, do as the Romans do
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
- When Bobby Comes Down
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- What did you do for your mother today?
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- When You Were Little Did You Wonder
- What do you have that you did not receive?
- When you cut yourself shaving
- I could do without it, if I knew what it was
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
- i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
- What shall we do when we leave the army?
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- What not to do when seeing apartments
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
- It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
- Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- Back when grunge was still cool
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
- do not let the sun go down on your anger
- Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
- What did you mean when you said...
- comma comma down doobie do down down
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Where I go when I masturbate
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- It's 6:00 server time, do you know where your node is?
- That which I should have done I did not do
- What did you love when you were a kid?
- What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
- Things to do when technology gets here
- When did the World get so old?
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- What to Do When Your Girl Melts
- Do you remember watching hosewater down a driveway back home?
- Did Dionysus do the right thing?
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- Trompe
- When water chokes you
- What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
- When the walls go down
- When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- When fog comes down the mountain
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- When I was your age
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
- Was that real, or did I dream it?
- It was the right thing to do.
- When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- when did we forget how to play?
- We did not know it was a war
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
- Daddy, what did you do in the Great War?
- Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- It was all I could do not to cry
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- When did you choose to be left-handed?
- Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
- It was the least I could do
- Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
- Everything Hitler did was legal
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
- Breaking down ain't hard to do
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- What to do if E2 goes down (superdoc)
- What to do when your brakes fail
- What to do when your husband comes home
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
- What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
- In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Did I do that?
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- Why do I keep turning down sex?
- Since when did you respect anything?
- Everything Stalin did was legal
- What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- All you ever did was let it happen
- that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
- What do you see when you look up?
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
- What dream did you rise on to know my soul the way you do?
- I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
- When did I lose my brave little soul?
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