Findings:
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- What if everyone was gay?
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- Once, everyone was a computer novice
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
- Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
- some say he was never here at all
- It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
- Seven words you can never say on television
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
- Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
- Victorian Era
- It was a dark and stormy night
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- Why Socrates was really executed
- The train station was fucking freezing and
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- Was (Not Was)
- And the sky was made of amethysts
- Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
- The day I realized what being alive was
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- Seven words you can say on television
- Oh Say Can You Say?
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- was
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- It was you, Atthis
- God was created in man's image
- It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
- The world was designed for giant squid
- 'T was
- I was into them after they were hip
- I was searching glass
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- There was a rose that faded young
- I was aghast, yet intrigued
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- What was the question?
- Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
- i wonder if that was meant to console
- The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
- being a kid was great
- There was a time when I was a better person
- There was a young lady of Riga
- Can I Say
- What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
- Prostitution in the Victorian Era
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- The Walrus was Paul
- Descartes was wrong
- the seven hills of Rome
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- It was all God's fault
- Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- I was once stranded on a dessert island
- Give everything you can to everyone you know
- I was looking for you
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- The Princess who was Hidden Underground
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- Concrete, Washington
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- That Was Then, This is Now
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- I was a homeless bum
- When I Was One-and-Twenty
- Lando was supposed to die
- I was never any good at maths at school
- I was promised flying cars
- Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- I once was a clueless young noder
- Leather-bound organizer
- middle of summer how crazy it was
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- Jesus was Mexican
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- The Japan That Can Say No
- Everyone says you're wonderful. Is it true?
- if i can just find the perfect way to say it
- Kilroy was here
- Music was better in the old days
- I bet I can make you say black
- wa
- A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
- Why was Cthulhu blue?
- It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
- No shit, there I was
- Vancouver, Washington
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- Able was I, ere I saw Elba
- If you can say something nice, do
- Trompe
- This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
- my only pin-up was Pelé
- Man was created in God's image
- That was a joke, son.
- When I was your age
- I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
- It was not a dream
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
- Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
- Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
- Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
- There was once a Man
- Can you reach true love? Let's say yes.
- Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
- The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
- Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
- I was once stranded on a desert island
- Back when grunge was still cool
- As I Was Going to St Ives
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- I was going to marry Marty
- Cybersex before it was cool
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