Findings:

• Monsters are scared of light
• Scarred for Life (user)
• Descartes was wrong
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I was very, very drunk
• Where Once Life Was
• Even the moon was wrong
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• There was a land where lived no violets
• Last year was always better
• And I beheld the lack of embrace, and the strife was ever-present
• A delicate and lovely monster was hiding behind the fronds
• In my own shire, if I was sad
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• How the West Was Won
• The sky rained tears. I was sure.
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• It was free, so I took it.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• R was a Railway Rug (user)
• I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
• The one thing Superman was bad at
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• you aren't paranoid, it was all just a joke
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• That's Just How He Was
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• I wasn't RUDE. I was MURDEROUS
• I laughed until my limbic system exploded...then got very scared
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Was (Not Was)
• It was a dark and stormy night
• It was all God's fault
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• It was more than perfect understanding
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• It was the least I could do
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I came, I saw and was undone
• That Was The Year That Was
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• There once was a girl named Irene
• Olympia, Washington
• I was a nice guy once
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• Jesus I was evil
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• Bullet Proof... I Wish I Was
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• It was better before they came
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Papa Was A Rollin' Stone
• The night a princess was captured
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• Nero was an angler in the lake of darkness
• like nothing ever was
• In the Gym the Floor Was Cold
• It is grown-ups who are scared to death of death
• Scarred (user)
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• When I was your age
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Leather-bound organizer
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• deru kugi wa utareru
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Same as it Ever Was
• What the hell was she thinking?
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• Saki wa imasen
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• I was Chris to him
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• There was a man and a woman
• Jungle Wa Itsumo Hare Nochi Guu
• As I was saying to my goldfish
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• There Was A Friend
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• If I Was To Go...
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• As this was my generation's war
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• Orwell was an optimist
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• Scar tissue on the heart
• We were both scared of the dark
• City of Scars
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• What was left after the party
• She was locked in time
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• If a black hole were created on Earth
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Willie was a chemist
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• the lake was on fire that summer
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• This Dust Was Once the Man
• It was nice working with you
• This was not my going away party
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• The lawn was white with doctors
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Upon the hills where day was done
• All he left her was alone
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• I remember when all this was trees
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• This essay was due a year ago
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• I thought that what I was taught was true.
• The everythingian was pissed when ther tripped over another knew knowd
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• The scar of our torrid affair
• the seven hills of Rome
• It was not a dream
• I was into them after they were hip
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Her name was Natalie
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• it was my birthday
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• The Day Earth Was Born
• The sky was green today
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• I was known as the counselor of the naked cabin
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• I Was an Atheist in a Foxhole
• The Girl Was a Guy
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Papa Was a Rodeo
• A knock there was upon the door
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it

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