Findings:

• Level 2
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• This is When it Happens
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• Aeki Reaches Level 3
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Take the cap off your car battery when charging it
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my gun
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• What happens when a Pope dies
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my checkbook
• When You Reach Me
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• When I hear of Schrödinger's cat I reach for my gun
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• When should a firm stop production?
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• What happens when we die?
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Tools everyone should have
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• Things to remember when buying new underwear
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• When a liquid enters a vacuum
• We journal only when we hurt
• You were here when I fell asleep
• Things to consider when choosing a Martial Art
• When in Rome: a truly funky place to stay
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• When I am King
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• One learns the most when teaching others
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• I'll get there when I get there
• I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
• When Walls Become Tables
• Happiness ends when the screen goes blank
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
• It will be good when I am leader
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• When you want me and how you want me
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• What happened to claymation?
• compost happens
• The First Annual Level Above Human Everything Extravaganza! (tm)
• Interface Level
• Instruction Level Parallelism
• Testosterone levels in water buffalo and humans : a study
• within my reach
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• I should be able to remember your face
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Verizon should spend more time fixing its network and less money on lawyers dot com
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• Why children should learn martial arts
• Books GhettoAardvark Should Read (category)
• the least I should do is name the beast
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• When lovely woman stoops to folly
• You know you are addicted to Everything when
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• When You Wish Upon a Star
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• When can it end?
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When Clowns Go Bad
• When The King Comes Home
• Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• When the dark comes
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• Models of American Racial Discrimination
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• How to Smile when You are in Pain
• Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• Some Haikus I Wrote When We Went to the Keys
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• whole house shakes when I masturbate
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• I remember when we built real forts
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• The Big Bang happened here
• What happened to the competition of ideas?
• If you told me this never happened
• Sometimes it happens
• Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
• Well, what happened? Did she succeed?
• Thing that happened
• Level 3
• Rogue Level
• Parallel Programming Languages: Low Level Abstraction
• Level restorer
• level triggered
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• should
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Should you cheat on your PhD?
• Why programmers should support same sex relationships
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Going Where No Man Should Go
• Strangers when we meet
• When it's raining
• When I Touch You
• When I Heard the Learn'd Astronomer
• There was a time when I was a better person

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