Findings:

• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• We're trying to have a baby
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• Snakes on a Plane: Clinton did not have conversations with that woman
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• Vancouver Stanley Cup Riots
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• It must have rained or something
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• to suffer or permit to work
• we were polite, we did not fall apart
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
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• I did not have that on my bingo card
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• You have your work cut out for you
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• It's been years since we were born
• Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
• Or were they chords of sun?
• it's God's work to have us fail
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• you were not born with venom in your veins. you learned it.
• a dream you did not have
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
• I may or may not have been naked
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
• You, standing
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• When You Were Little Did You Wonder
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• Did T. Rex waltz or samba?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• we have a lot of work to do
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Cities: Skylines, or: This is a very 20th-century type of city we're building here
• How to herd people in public
• Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• More hips!
• That which I should have done I did not do
• born slippy.NUXX
• As soon as you're born you start dying
• He Is Born
• Born to fuck
• There's a sucker born every minute
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Food for thought as carnivorous robot is born
• Just Born, Inc.
• We born to die
• Was I born to play?
• born on date
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Being born gay
• you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
• Koenig Born Diagram
• Born Again Virgin
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• Born Free
• Born Cross Eyed
• Pac-Man is born to lose
• I Was Born Yesterday
• Born Again Pagan
• American Born Chinese
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Born Against
• Born into Trouble as the Sparks Fly Upward
• Born on the Fourth of July
• Fast of the First Born
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• Get Born
• Born Into Brothels
• born baby blue, tonight she is burning red
• born again (user)
• Born from a glacier, hatched by a volcano, gone to the sea
• No, I will not download your stinking, worthless, spyware-riddled blob of digital excrement that you call an "app"
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• last born (user)
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• native born
• babies being born without brains
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Born of broken dreams
• Born to Sing: No Plan B
• these forces begin long before we are born and continue after we perish
• Being born in Searle's Chinese room
• There's a child born to the land of scorn
• Born to fly
• And Am I born to Die?
• A Child Was Born in 64
• Iconic Things Born Out of Disorientation
• The Trouble with Being Born
• Did Chuang Tzu dream
• So how did you two meet?
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• what we did last night
• Then what did Jesus say, grandpa?
• Let's not, and say we did
• How did I miss the recruiter?
• Using headphones as a microphone
• if people treat you badly, did you bring it on yourself?
• What did Jesus look like?
• I almost did it
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• How did we come to this?
• Why, again, did I suffer through four years of high school?
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• Did Aum Shinrikyo set off a nuclear bomb in Western Australia in 1993?
• Did Nostradamus predict the French Revolution?
• Did Nostradamus predict JFK's assassination?
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• What did you mean when you said...

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