Weramona

Contestant number one is 6'2", 160 lbs. He enjoys ping-pong and ritual axe murder. He says, women call him Stretch Nuts. He is a strong supporter of the Kill Whitey movement, to the astonishment of his contemporaries. He claims to be Fully. Capitated, although some claim he is merely psuedo-capitated. He often wonders why he has to put up with these off-white teeth. Let's hear from Weramona. "I don't even have my nuts paid off. They're mortgaged. One of these days, I'm going to miss a. payment and the bank is going to re-possess them. Bizniriznizzyatch".