Findings:

• Dr Pepper imitations
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Maybe I shall find them with EDB.
• You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
• you can always find a razor lying in the road
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• The past can find you
• It's cold in the city. I find my intimacy where I can.
• I pray to God I can find the other sock
• hiding your sins in the nodegel, secretly hoping that someone will find them.
• The kids find joy in hearts that are black and blue.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• Fantastic Beasts and Where to find them
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• The words no one can find
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• i'll find a place to rest my spirit if i can
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• you can find a war for peace
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Fortune finds them in the oddest places
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• do not choose your beliefs; find them
• Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• Worry not about the cars that go by
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Fifteen words about butt kicking
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Don't Worry About the Government
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• You can run, but you can't hide
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• but with words we can create anything
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• Hey, stranger. I worry about you.
• It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
• But What About the Property Damage?
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Can We Talk About This?
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• Fuck them all but the six
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Sodom and Gomorrah: What about the kids?
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• You can, but you may not
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• we can give up, but the world never will
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• like you're blind but still can see
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• we can take them
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Why worry about Armageddon?
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• i do not worry about
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• At what age should you talk to your kids about drugs?
• What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
• We worried about the fire and the night
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• Game Jams but about words (e2poll)
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• But can you still cry like a child?
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• But can a robot love.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about

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