Findings:

• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Starving in the greenhouse
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Hot pursuit
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• Your anti-religious stance may be confusing the organization of religion with religion itself
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• You can, but you may not
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• if we are to be lies, we will be lies of our own making
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• the world will be remade in our image
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• I may not be unbreakable
• Be that as it may
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• gods we may be
• Or at least it used to be
• and the world may be long for you
• Let us be our own pornographers
• we want our film to be beautiful, not realistic
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• may you be granted a purple robe
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• meteors may be fallen angels
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• May the Fourth be with you
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• May the Force be with you
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• They knew what our pain would be.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• may my truths take flight, and my lies be burnt away
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• may your fruit be like you
• things that are wrong may yet be made right
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Sadness isn't sadness, but happiness in a black jacket
• We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• If it isn't true, it ought to be!
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Be our drone
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• AI should be our top priority.
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• My life may no longer be my own
• Rebeca Martinez
• Fishing may be painful
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• may their names be sung forever
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
• The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Animals which may be immortal
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• but you wanna be bad
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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