Findings:

• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Things never were what they used to be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• and that's how it's supposed to be
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• Where's the kaboom?
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• We were supposed to fall
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• We're all doing just fine
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• It's not supposed to be anything
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• How to be Exceptionally Friendly
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Not to be sold separately
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Be fruitful and multiply
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• Be still, My soul
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Youth is made to be misspent
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The man who refused to be King
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• It's hard to be a gangster.
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• Let there be another next time
• Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• If you would be so kind
• pity be for those with one thing to say
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Learning by doing
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• doing mathematics
• we are not supposed to cry in the cubicles
• We're waiting for you to die
• The place where you were undone
• I used to know what color your eyes were
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• What if there were a war, and nobody came?
• We're getting married
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• people were milling around at my wake, whispering and glancing. afterwards, my wife took a twirl with the embalmer
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• Black Were (user)
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Weird things went down easier if you were already talking to the plants
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Trying desperately to be cool
• Be a girl for a day
• What life after death will really be like
• The question of copyright promises to be the Vietnam of the Net
• Running toward the edge
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Food should not be luminous
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Trying to be friends
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Quake Done Quick
• No threat should be taken lightly
• How To Be Good
• I want to be the air around you.
• Programs that require Internet Explorer to be installed
• The IND That Used To Be
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• She must be what cocaine is like
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• Cool To Be You
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• long to be thin (user)
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• How to be a human in love and other impossible things
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• The proper temperature can be reached through the use of heaters
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• trying to be nice to rabid racoons
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• Communication via Bouquet: You must both be on the same page
• You've got to be kidding me
• To Be Taught, If Fortunate
• Doing the dishes
• Reasons for not doing drugs
• Lando was supposed to die

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