Findings:
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- If there's hell below we're all going to go
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
- We're All Mad Here
- The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- this is it, we're going to die
- We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- We're Going On A Bug Hunt
- We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- We're going the right way. The forest goes deeper.
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
- Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
- I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
- If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
- We're Going On A Bear Hunt
- Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
- I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
- you were angels, so much more than everything.
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- we think we're so great. this is all just more history
- If I were Twenty-One I would take care of my body
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
- I'd elope if I were you
- When We Were Kings
- People who are going to hell
- For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
- Mad as Hell: Grocery Insurance
- In case you were wondering about cramps
- If All the World Were Paper
- So... what do we do now that we're happy?
- Mad as Hell about the DMCA
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm not drinking any more
- Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
- I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Now that we're being so open and honest
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- why we were chosen
- Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
- when we were children
- there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
- Mad as Hell Doctors in California: October 5
- This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
- It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
- Those were the days
- Mad Ron's Prevues From Hell
- "We're With Ditka"
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
- We were supposed to fall
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- We're waiting for you to die
- If our genitalia were on our hands
- If the real world were like the internet
- Mimsy Were the Borogoves
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Silly things we believe when we're kids
- You Were on My Mind
- What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- Silence is more wounding than any word
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- Mad as Hell: Good Insurance
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- We're Only In It For The Money
- It'll take a lot more than rage and muscle
- Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
- No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
- Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
- RFC 602
- Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- Behave as if there were a God
- Would you know if you were insane?
- We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
- We're trying to have a baby
- Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- We're shifting the paradigm
- If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
- Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
- We're all doing just fine
- Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- I was into them after they were hip
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
- Even if we're not together
- Were
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- Going back for more
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- The introverted thinker decides about the Mad as Hell Doctors
- Raise less corn and more hell
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- Mad as Hell Doctors: October 6
- Mad as Hell: American Dream
- What I learned from my first Mad as Hell Doctors week
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
- Don't take any guff from those swine
- No More Room in Hell: The 2014 Halloween Horrorquest
- Mad as Hell Doctors (category)
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
- If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
- Technological advances take up more of our time
- It takes more than good memory to have good memories
- Let's pretend we're married
- We're bigger than Jesus now
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
- We're in this Together
- Once Were Warriors
- Wish You Were Here
- Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
- The Two Men Who Were Enemies
- Of course, they were wrong
- If my life were an arcade game
- I thought paper cuts were like lightning
- We were never really friends
- if yesterday were tomorrow today
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