Findings:

• If we're both dead, it's not necrophilia anymore.
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• Kansas City Blades
• Let's pretend we're married
• Of course, they were wrong
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• the words were enough
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• We met in a dream, we were falling off a bridge
• How to herd people in public
• We're screwed, my friends
• you were a dream I painted and wished to own
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• The dream people were being assholes.
• the stars were falling just for him
• We were so young and dazzled
• That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Lawrence, Kansas
• Kansas City Star
• I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
• We were supposed to fall
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• Where were you then?
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• Before You Were Punk
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• There were times better than this
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• We No Longer Knew Who We Were
• In all that you never were
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• in the end it was better that we were apart
• But we're leaving St. Francis in the trunk of the car
• positive anymore speech
• i can't love you anymore
• I want to napalm an area the size of Kansas and laugh at the inadequacy of the word "immolate"
• Ness City, Kansas
• Even if we're not together
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Were you 18 in the Spring of 1997?
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• As the clocks were striking the hour
• How we were, before you were
• In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
• We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• and they were as flowers in a fire
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Why I will not fly US Airways anymore
• Kansas City Kings
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• November 4, 1995
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• C'Etait Toi (You Were the One)
• You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
• While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• We're Watching You
• It's not the same anymore
• I Don't Know You Anymore
• Old Town, Wichita, Kansas
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• When We Were Kings
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• We're all guinea pigs
• Or were they chords of sun?
• When We Were Mud
• You always spend a dollar as if you were spending a wounded eagle
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• You were always so good to me
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• My doubts were not the only thing lingering
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• What if we were just a rather vicious monkey group that just fucked faster?
• What if Jupiter were replaced with a red dwarf star?
• no one listens anymore
• you can't love him anymore.
• Kansas is not full of idiots
• Kansas Department of Social and Rehabilitation Services
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• You were my plans tonight
• No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
• Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Trust Us, We're Experts
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• The only things missing were a banjo and Jon Voight
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• A Pity. We were such a good invention.
• There were no clouds. I prayed for lightning.
• No, we're not friends.
• we're living in bread that's still being baked
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• Standardbred
• Robots don't write poetry. Anymore.
• Kansas City Scouts
• Wish You Were Here
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• this is it, we're going to die
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• What if there were a war, and nobody came?
• you were so cute
• Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
• Outcomes of World War II
• If we were ghosts
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• Were the World Mine
• We were once rich
• Paranoia just ain't cool anymore.
• I don't love you anymore
• Kansas City Chiefs
• Capote in Kansas
• "We're With Ditka"
• I was into them after they were hip
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• I dreamed you were a god once
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• The Americas were shaped exclusively to infuriate explorers
• Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Where were you?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• You were destined for the pauper's grave
• the moon won't shine into my window anymore
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Kansas City Southern
• momoebonies Kansas (user)
• We're shifting the paradigm
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• Huddled around the story as if it were a fire
• Mistakes were made
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• We're all still very different
• Those were the days of miracles and splendour
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Hey, Nora! What were the pregnant women called?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Presidents of the United States who previously were Mayors
• we were horrified; then we got used to it
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• After all, who looks at the sky anymore?
• the words poser and wannabe don't exist anymore
• Nothing says hardcore like Kansas in January: an Everything, Kansas proof of concept

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