Findings:

• If we're both dead, it's not necrophilia anymore.
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• Kansas (user)
• 2016 Kansas Republican Caucus
• If my life were an arcade game
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• If Wishes Were Horses
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• It's been years since we were born
• The Way We Were
• How many glow worms were KIA?
• We're Humans from Earth
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• Weird things went down easier if you were already talking to the plants
• That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
• University of Kansas
• Those were the days
• Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
• If All the World Were Paper
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• If I Were a Rich Man
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• We were both scared of the dark
• Her eyes were beautiful in the moonlight
• throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
• You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• As if we were centuries late delivering on a promise.
• We're both tops
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
• positive anymore speech
• i can't love you anymore
• Bleeding Kansas
• The Kansas Quake of 2007
• We were never really friends
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• We're the Replacements
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• And Then There Were None
• Were the Allies Hypocrites?
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• For from dust we were created and to dust we shall return
• How we were, before we were
• The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
• her eyes were brimming with souls
• Why were we created?
• Can't you tell we're barrelling toward an alien future?
• Starling, you were right. I am the jealous kind.
• and things we're all too young to know
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• references to high school in the 80's as if it were a common factor between the author and reader
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Why I will not fly US Airways anymore
• Everything, Kansas: A Manifesto
• You Were on My Mind
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• The place where you were undone
• I used to know what color your eyes were
• You were here when I fell asleep
• Were there a god!
• If there were no birds
• As if that were possible, and oh the bitter-sweetness of trying
• This is an Interesting Groove We're In
• We're Going On A Bear Hunt
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• For a moment you were very, very beautiful. And you were very well aware of it,
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• We're only whole when we're broken
• It's not the same anymore
• I Don't Know You Anymore
• Kansas
• Abilene, Kansas
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• If This Were a Movie
• It's a jailbreak; we're free.
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• Those men were vanishing
• When Things Were Rotten
• The place where the sun doesn't shine
• Technically, it's unlikely you were dropkicked by Jesus
• people were milling around at my wake, whispering and glancing. afterwards, my wife took a twirl with the embalmer
• the linear and the docile go feral at her command. we're on the run from rogue rivers and predatory trains.
• You were the flying car we were promised
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• Someone else's prayers were answered in ice
• imagine if helping those in need were a competitive team sport
• no one listens anymore
• you can't love him anymore.
• Kansas City Bomber
• The Kansas Quake Mystery of 2007
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• It hurt when we were pruned
• If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• Two peanuts were walking down the street
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
• The clouds were noisy and in the way
• We're all Borf in the End
• When the lilacs were in bloom
• Memories that never were
• And the Hippos were Boiled in their Tanks
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• Standardbred
• Robots don't write poetry. Anymore.
• A call to action for Everything, Kansas
• We're Only In It For The Money
• We're all doing just fine
• We're, Where, Were
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• This morning, while you were still asleep
• When You and I Were Young, Maggie
• Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• not if you were the last dandy on earth
• Paranoia just ain't cool anymore.
• I don't love you anymore
• Kansas City, Missouri
• Kansas City Wizards
• Once Were Warriors
• Behave as if there were a God
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• What We're Hiding
• I remember when the buildings were newly fallen
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• the moon won't shine into my window anymore
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Kansas State University
• Open Letter To Kansas School Board
• Were
• We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
• We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
• I wish I were close
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• To Jane: "The Keen Stars Were Twinkling"
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• When we were little kids, running
• As it were
• My mother and your mother were hanging out clothes
• On she went. The woods were deep and still.
• we were polite, we did not fall apart
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• Were we intelligently designed?
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• We're not so different, you and I
• Fragments of the world are falling away, and we're tripping over the holes they leave behind
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• After all, who looks at the sky anymore?
• the words poser and wannabe don't exist anymore

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