I can make a bong out of anything
because I am a Certified Bong Technician
. In this lesson
, I will show you how to create a bong
out of a water cooler
with a minimal investment of time, money, and effort. This bong
is designed to intimidate
) mere mortal
s and titillate
and floor pothead
This beautiful homemade bong will, when filled at least half-way, have much more water filtering your smoke than most bongs. (Also, the chamber will be much bigger too.) Consequently:
- You will have to pull hard.
- You will have to pull several times before the chamber is full. (The size of the chamber obviates the need for a carb.)
- You will barely taste the smoke.
- You and your friends will be unable to stand within fifteen minutes and will be truly perplexed as to how you got so high.
will cost you about $5 to construct.
Minimum equipment necessary:
Take the metal tube and gently twist it into the rubber stopper
so that the rubber stopper
by the tube.
tube / |
Then, slide the tube out so that it only sticks out of one side of the rubber stopper
and ease the bowl
into the other side of the rubber stopper
tube / |/|
============================< | bowl
Now, carve a hole in the water cooler
, near the top. Squeeze the rubber tube in to the hole a few inches. The hole should be small enough that the tube fits snugly and air-tight
Put the rubber stopper in the top and you're good to go!
(The following image should be rotated 90 degrees counter-clockwise, duh.)
/ > \
| > \
| (water) > \____
| > ----
| > / |/|
| ==========>=================< |
| > \____|\|
| > ----
| > /
| > ===================== (rubber tube)
| > /