Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Watching CBC on a Sunday Evening because they're the only ones showing cartoons even if it's The Raccoons"

• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• A fever of one day's continuance only
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• One Wonderful Sunday
• One Froggy Evening
• There is only one emotion with a built in safety feature
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• One Night Only
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• one and only (user)
• Dance As If No One Is Watching
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• There is only one electron
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• Famous people with only one testicle
• There is only one season in Houston
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• the only one (user)
• We only eat the stupid ones
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• there is only one soul
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• because I am only half of what you need
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• Words that only have one context
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• There can be only one
• There is only ONE God
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• Hitler has only got one ball
• The Only Ones
• unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• the world is made of only one thing, and the other one is perspective
• They're only words
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• watching miracles fall to earth, with only my breath to hold
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I never stopped watching myself reflected in her eyes
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I care because you do
• Because it's wrong
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• I smile just because you exist
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• because it wasn't just the air
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• Because it all burns up
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Because I do not want to forget
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• It's funny because it's you
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
• Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her

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