Findings:

• Know your pets
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• People's secrets show in their eyes
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Things people put up their butts
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• People who carp about their jobs
• Where people go when people die
• Capitalize, please
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Indigenous peoples of downtown Wal-Mart
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• How to herd people in public
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• flowers come from the ground, where their souls are trapped all winter
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• Dead links in writeups
• Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• The Everything People Registry : USA : Cardboard Box Cities Behind Wal-Marts
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• The game where you get to shoot people on TV
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• land of the free where people are dying
• The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
• inside my head, where the heart beat is
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
• Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• Where their moth dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
• Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
• people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• big beat
• beat
• beats
• Meat Beat Manifesto
• Beat Generation
• Beat like a redheaded stepchild
• Where All the Birds Sit
• Human Beat Box
• Beat Speak
• Beat Happening
• Beat the Clock
• Dead beat
• Beat juggling
• beat em up
• binaural beat
• Flat Beat
• Don't beat around the bush
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• How not to beat Jet Li's kung-fu style in "Fist of Legend"
• Bronski Beat
• Beating someone severely
• Bo Diddley beat
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• English Beat
• breakbeat science
• Nobody Beats The Wiz (user)
• Beat Matching
• beat layering
• beat frequency
• 1001 Ways to Beat the Draft
• The World Famous Beat Junkies
• Beat Crazy
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• I listen to the beat of your music
• The Beat of the Music
• Beat It
• Honda Beat
• inner beats
• I WILL beat the hell out of the addiction
• Fight Club as an extension of the Beat Generation
• Teen Beat
• beat off
• digital beat matching
• Eat me beat me lady
• How to beat the system in Monopoly
• Beat the System
• Beat The Reaper
• Fly low and beat the radar
• Beats & Pieces
• beat the guillotine
• Beat Takeshi
• Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em
• Where it's okay to beat your wife
• Jungle Beats
• fourth world beat voodoo.
• Nylon Beat
• Manhattan Is My Beat
• How to beat someone at "pick a number"
• Beat the Geeks
• Direct Beat
• How to beat Everything2
• Home Recording on a Budget: We Got the Beat
• Beats International
• beat poet
• The first beat down handed out in the Senate
• Wicked Beat Sound System
• Hard To Beat
• The Wasp (Texas Radio and the Big Beat)
• archy beats a rap
• Beat around the bush
• lonely beat (user)
• The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
• bad beat
• My beat up old Offspring tape
• repetitive beats
• Big Beat Boutique
• blast beat
• We beat a friar's liar
• beat boxing
• Noder Beat
• Derren Brown beats nine grandmasters at chess
• And the Beat Goes On: The Sonny and Cher Story
• Beat Poetry
• Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
• we found that which made the human heart beat and built an autobahn to it
• Hip Hop production
• March to the beat of a different drum
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Beats Up the Marvel Universe
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• And so we beat on, spaceships against the current
• as long as i can feel the beat, as long as i keep dancing
• Kind Words (lo fi chill beats to write to)
• Beat Hazard 2
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Lofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study to
• Lo fi Boriswave beats to relax/get Brexit done to
• your heart beats in 2s and 2s
• Kid Eternity (user)
• Kissing Dutch kids
• Swing Kids
• Kids
• Kid Congo Powers
• Kids in the Hall
• Gap Kids
• Fox Kids
• Kids' WB!
• kid
• New Kids on the Block
• Big D and The Kids Table
• Crackerjack Kid
• Kid Rock
• lollipop kid
• Kids who walk in the middle of the road
• Alex Kidd
• Billy the Kid
• Karate Kid
• White Pride For Kids
• Jason Kidd
• Sour Patch Kids
• whiz kid
• The kids
• Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
• Garbage Pail Kids
• Kids cut the salamanders' tails off

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