Findings:

• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• That would be me
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Do you think you could love me now?
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• you make me think of death
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• What would Ben Franklin think of this?
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The music that makes me think of New York
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Do you think it's me?
• think of me now
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I wish you would talk to me
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Don't Make Me Think
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Tell Me What You Think
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• Let Me Fish Off Cape St. Mary's
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• fish slapping maniac (user)
• Call me Fish Meal
• anyone lived in a pretty how town
• Never trust anyone over 30
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Ebonics began with pirates
• A word from anyone's alien
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Being a dickhead
• Racquetball, anyone?
• To anyone contemplating suicide
• Despite the myth, alcohol is not good for anyone
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• how to give anyone artificial dandruff
• They'll let anyone into Paradise
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• How to Talk to Anyone
• Chess, anyone?
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• It is possible to know anyone you wish to create
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Is anyone out there?
• indulgence, anyone?
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Fish Head (user)
• Tweety Fish (user)
• Erik Fish (user)
• fish
• Wanda The Fish
• Two Lost Souls Swimming in a Fish Bowl
• Find the Fish
• decorative fish gravel
• Babel fish
• Reel Big Fish
• Are you a fish?
• Albert Fish
• Beaucoup Fish
• Fish Heads
• A Fish Called Wanda
• Darwin fish
• Jesus fish
• Babel Fish puzzle
• I got the babel fish!
• Linux fish
• fish sticks
• fish and chips
• Go Fish
• Fillet O Fish
• fish fry
• One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
• So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish
• Devil Fish
• fish tank
• I am a fish
• Amber fish
• Angel fish
• Archer fish
• Balloon fish
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
• Marinade for Grilled Fish
• April Fish
• bigger fish to fry
• FISH queue
• Swedish Fish
• Black-footed clown fish
• Yu-Shiang Whole Fish
• Amazon Leaf Fish
• Marketing plans for fish-scented deodorant
• rooster fish
• Just give him the damned fish
• Give a man a fish
• Swedish fish in the bottom of your beer glass
• fish eyes
• fish paste
• gefilte fish
• Foiled Fish on the Grill
• Island Fish Jasconius
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Funky fish (user)
• fortune fish
• cooking and eating mystery fish
• Fish Story
• How a Fish swam in the Air and a Hare in the Water
• fish stick kitties
• Poached fish
• Passion fish
• Vegetarian fish and chips with cream of tomato soup

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