Those of you with candy vending machines
know this moment well. You walk up, you insert the change, and then you click in the letter and number of your respective candy selection. The first thing you wonder is whether you've punched in the right selection. Will you get M&Ms
, or a Jolly Rancher
by mistake? Then the moment comes.
of candy vending machines, that I've seen anyway, is this. There is a rotating curling object which holds all the candy of a particular type. Thus, when money
is inserted to the mechanism, the curl is rotated and the candy is pushed out of the curl by rotation until it is dropped.
This is the essence of the vending machine moment.
For several seconds, you must wait, hoping that your respective candy selection will drop. If the candy has been improperly loaded by the representative
of the vending machine establishment, the candy will not drop. The vending machine makes no apologies. Either you get your luscious treat
or you do not. Calling the vending machine distributor
will be of no avail. They will usually just ignore you or laugh. And the next person to purchase a candy of that particular type will get two
units of candy sustenance
for the price of one. All due to your misfortune
So, the moment happens, you wait for the candy to drop, and sometimes it will sit on the edge. Taunting you.
What are your options? They are few:
- Shake the mechanism of candy distribution. This is often dangerous and of questionable legality and use.
- Try to convince a friend to purchase a candy of the same type. You hope that your friend is a moral person and does not simply wait for you to leave and purchase the candy, acquiring the candy that you have so desperately longed for as well as their own. As well, it is difficult to find a person who will purchase the exact same type of candy, and convincing them to give you the extra candy is difficult.
- Call the distributor of the vending machine. This inevitably leads to failure and laughter on their end.
- Purchase a second type of the same candy yourself. You only probably wanted one of the candy in question however, and the second unit of candy is unlikely to be enjoyable.
- Simply give up. Its possible that you no longer have change, or simply do not care enough to try to solve the problem.
Obviously, the solutions available to the candy vending machine dilemma
are often inadequate, and this is the essence of the vending machine moment.