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• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• some say he was never here at all
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• All he left her was alone
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• They are all pretty but fading.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• I was into them after they were hip
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• At least he was gentle
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• More than he was willing to give
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• He who controls the past controls the future
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He Who Is Death
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• It was better before they came
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• He smiles but it's not real.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
• he who (user)
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• "Shut up," he explained
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• After all, who looks at the sky anymore?
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I married him because he was not mean
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Does He Take Sugar?
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them

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