Findings:

• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• My life may no longer be my own
• No one can be in two places at once
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• A Man Needs To be Told
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• We No Longer Knew Who We Were
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• This poem can be put off no longer
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• how to be a friend
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• The man who refused to be King
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
• LGBT issues need to be discussed in class
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• How to be a professional public transit passenger
• How to be a better amateur astronomer
• All units be advised
• How to Be Alone
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• How to be a troll
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• No threat should be taken lightly
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• Goops and How to be Them
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• There is some place I need to be
• How to be a good customer
• How to be a lardass
• There will be no more stories to read
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• Rebeca Martinez
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• How to be a Canadian Male
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• Two Shall Be Born
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Music need not be popular to be good
• How to be telekinetic
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• How to be an asshole
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• How the Sun Came to Be
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• How the Internet came to be: On scaling
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Truth be told
• Freedom is free of the need to be free
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• How to be a street musician
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• How to be a badass
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
• How to be a geek
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• How to request that a writeup be deleted
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• No place I'd rather be
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• How to be invisible
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• play dumb
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• How To Be Funny
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• How to be monstrously shallow
• Running toward the edge
• How to be an improv musician
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to be a fuck-up
• How to be a backstabber
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Automobile tire pressure
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Be cool in college
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• How to be anonymous
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• How to be Exceptionally Friendly
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• How to be a Jackass in your own home
• There need to be more powers
• How To Be Good
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• How to be a good evil villain
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• How to be a Romantic Poet
• Who Will Be There
• All we need is just to be
• Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• No one can be totally logical
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
• How the Internet Came to Be
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner

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