A Burning Man
installation where, it is rumoured, one can go to determine the position of anything in the universe. Especially useful for determining the location of lost car keys, missing socks and other Burning Man theme camps, like the fabled singularity camp
or laser blinding camp (where visitors are first rendered temporarily blind by having a specially designed laser shined in their eyes and then fed date-nut bread and cream cheese sandwiches while they recover).
Unfortunately, Unequivocal Location Camp is itself constantly moving which can make finding it something of a problem. Seekers are advised to first visit Unequivocal Speed and Direction Camp