1) Slice a
Hostess Twinkie™ along the bottom, aligned with the axis of the
creme orifices. Do not cut all through the cake, but just enough that it can be opened like a
hot dog bun.
2) Into this "bun," insert a cooked
hot dog. If you want to be really
ghetto, use a
Vienna Sausage™
3) Dress the hot dog with
Cheeze Whiz or your favorite
processed cheese product.
4) If you can eat it in one bite... congratulations. You don't need to show me. No, really, you... aw, god. Eeurgh.
This
artery-clogging, artificial-flavor flooding invention is a favorite of
George Newman, the character portrayed by
"Weird Al" Yankovick in the film
UHF.