Findings:

• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• I don't want to be alone
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't always want you to be nice
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• I don't want to be successful
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• customers don't trust me
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• i want to be a dj
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• I want to be a cog
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• I am blind when I want to be
• I want to be caught
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• I wanted to be
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Free to Be, You and Me
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• OBAFGKM
• Look siad me Be like me
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• don't be absurd (user)
• Let me be your fantasy
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• marry me and you'll be safe
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I just want to be a drummer
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Information wants to be paid
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• we want our film to be beautiful, not realistic
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• If your wish be to close me
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• I want to be sexy too!
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Be gentle with me
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Want to be a werewolf
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• So you want to be a DJ?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Information wants to be deleted
• So you want to be a waitress
• What the American people want politics to be
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• So you want to be a star?
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
• I Want to Be Inside You
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• I want to be the air around you.
• Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• All I ever wanted to be
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• So you want to be evil
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I want to be a muse
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Don't be sad
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Don't Be Evil
• Be careful and don't fall down
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted

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