Findings:

• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Dead Men Tell No Tales: A True Ghost Story
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• We Don't Need the Men
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• I don't believe the things you are saying are true
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• don't kill your clients
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• The First True Men
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Why don't men shave?
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• coyote trade
• Wile E. Coyote
• Pete Hegseth, True Believer
• Coyote
• howling coyotes
• Coyote Red (user)
• chocolate coyote ice cream
• Around the Coyote
• coyote of hermes (user)
• Arizona Coyotes
• Marker System (A drinker's guide to avoiding Coyote Arm)
• Sky Coyote
• Coyote Linux
• Coyote Seven (user)
• Coyote Dax
• The Coyote Gospel
• Coyote (user)
• Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
• Coyote State
• Coyote arm
• coyote sunrise
• Space Coyote (user)
• black coyote (user)
• Enough for the coyotes
• Coyote Creek Fox
• Dom Coyote (user)
• Coyote Moon
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• You Don't Know Jack
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't fuck llamas
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Don't call it San Fran
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• I don't like moving.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't forget the toes
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• I don't want to die
• Don't Give Me Names
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Cats don't masturbate
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• If at first you don't succeed
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• I don't give a DAMN about your character

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