Findings:

• How the mighty have fallen
• We have learned our lessons well
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• How to "Have People"
• how our atheist gold fish makes friends in this holy water
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• How long have you been in love with her?
• You, standing
• How Our Bodies Are Used--and Our Minds
• moment after moment, we have to find our own way
• Sex in a small car
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• How to have lesbian sex
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Our World: Fallen
• Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• Our calendars have no meaning
• how many lines of code have you written?
• How could you ever have enough?
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• How we have grown apart
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• How to have an epileptic fit
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• How to have an out of body experience
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Sex with a chicken
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• How we could still have a President Trump
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• How long have you known?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Our Babies, Ourselves: How Biology and Culture Shape the Way We Parent
• The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
• Our Vines Have Tender Grapes
• socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
• reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• How We Hold Our Hearts
• The Cult of the Amateur: How Today's Internet is Killing Our Culture
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Fallen
• Mr. T has fallen on hard times
• A Fallen Caryatid Holding Her Stone
• Ballad of Fallen Angels
• Things to do with fallen leaves
• Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
• Fallen angels never fully regain control
• satellites fallen from grace
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• fallen flag
• To A Fallen Elm
• Redemption for the Fallen
• For the Fallen
• Raising a Glass to the Fallen: An Impromptu Bay Area Noder Gathering
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Generative Pre-trained Transformer
• All religions are fallen
• A fallen angel
• The First of the Fallen
• Myth: The Fallen Lords
• Fallen Eagle
• blondes with fallen arches
• Valley of the Fallen
• Battle of Fallen Timbers
• Down Fallen (user)
• A fallen man's praise
• Walking through the ruins of a fallen civilization
• Fallen Child (user)
• Fallen Arches
• He climbed on top the fallen ruins of the once tall and proud buildings
• scattered like so many fallen rose petals
• Malazan Book of the Fallen
• Truly Madly Deeply Fallen Quest Guess Guest Testing Best List
• An old home once mighty fallen
• There's the wind and the rain, and the mercy of the fallen
• Dream of the fallen bridge
• The world has fallen in love with a dream.
• gone with the fallen leaves
• The Fey and the Fallen
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• You can't have everything
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life

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