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• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• Lift not the painted veil which those who live
• For those who find themselves frequently in shadows
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• God helps those who help themselves
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?
• Many nodes with only short sentences in them.
• A poem for a man who does not read poetry.
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• That which does not kill me...
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• To which side does your penis lean?
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• Those little golden birdies, look at them.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• Duct tape does not make a good bra
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• What difference does it make?
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• "If it's the only way you took in, it's the saddest entrance of them all "
• Con Artists and The Women Who Love Them
• Some names belong only to you
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• Does Humor Belong in Music?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
• Causes of death: which does your doctor treat?
• Does marijuana make you more creative?
• The Analytical Language of John Wilkins
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• The future does not belong to fear: it belongs to freedom
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• Making paper angles
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
• Here is some important information which you may make use of in your sunny, optimistic future!
• Your clumsy propaganda only makes us laugh
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• Dumb laws
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• The torn fragments of the world slowly stitch themselves together again, and in the rubble you hear them say: Why Are You Here?
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• One who knows does not speak
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• To which side does sir dress?
• In Which Ethel Gao Does His Damnedest To Refuse The Call To Adventure
• If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
• Does God live only in beautiful places?
• In Which Minerva McGonagall Does Not Know What to Do
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Why does Pierre-Joseph Proudhon drink only herbal tea?
• Who makes your shoes?
• Who makes God's rules?
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• Who makes history?
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Thinking only makes life complicated
• Ads are the only way to make a technology profitable without the power of nudity
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• Make them dance on your noise
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• The only significant bit of nonsense I carried around in those days
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• those valiant men who saved New Orleans
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• How to make ASCII characters in HTML
• The boy who cried censorship
• Mixing bleach and ammonia does not make a super cleaner
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Salary of the President of the United States
• Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
• Faking an orgasm does NOT make sense
• This node does not make sense
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• marriage does not make sense
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Using drugs does not make you a bad person
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Does God care who wins?
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Flipping Forward in a Book to Make Sure A Character Lives
• She who abandons does not return
• How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• Does my goldfish know who I am?
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• Video games make kids violent! Tiger Woods PGA Tour '01 makes them pro golfers!
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• We no longer celebrate what makes us the same, only what makes us different.
• Progress is in the reach of all who wish to make it
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• I bet those golden tickets make the chocolate taste terrible anyway.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• On Mojitos, and the Men That Make Them
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Make them puke on your noise
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• if we burn everyone who makes a mistake
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• What Difference Does It Make
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• The Man who Loved Only Numbers
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 5: In Which Ruth Makes a Mistake
• In The Duchess Of Malfi, the horrors of act IV, scene i are less important than the characters' reaction to them

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