Findings:

• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• That I Would Be Good
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Music need not be popular to be good
• That Would Be Enough
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• TV can be a good thing
• A whimper would be fine
• Why it's good to be on top of Kmart hill
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• eternity would be boring
• Sometimes it's hard to be good
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• If you would be so kind
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• I never thought it would be like this
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Where would America be without Canada?
• What seems to be the problem officer?
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• it would be hilarious if only
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• The sort of person you would describe as having a good personality
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• That would be me
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Just to see what it would be like
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I seem to be a verb
• The Be Good Tanyas
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Short can be good! (document)
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Evil be thou my good
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• be good to each other
• It will be good when I am leader
• How to be a good customer
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If you would be seated
• Let be be finale of seem
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
• They knew what our pain would be.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• The Ten Commandments revised
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• Good products can be produced.
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• The best kind of bartender
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• It seemed like a good idea at the time
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Exes can be good things
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• You're too good to be human
• Mind without body
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• good reasons to be content
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• There are times when they seem to be right
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• How to be a good evil villain
• How To Be Good
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• What it takes to be a good programmer
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• what would it take to be serene again?
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Be Good Johnny
• i seem to only be attracted to seamasters
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Be yourself
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• You're too young to be so old
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed

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