Findings:
- I was a homeless bum
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
- There was a time when I was a better person
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- Would you love me if I was a worm
- Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
- The four-eyed girl could make me cry
- a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- How to make everything2 a better place
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- you make me think of death
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
- Your kindness makes me feel awful
- Because that would make sense
- you make me completely miserable
- Your tears make me smile
- Music was better in the old days
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
- His version was better
- This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
- Make me care
- What makes a good person?
- It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- if you weren't real I would make you up
- That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Sometimes it hurts, makes me smile, sets me floating distant
- My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- Better him than me
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- Does this singularity make me look fat?
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- make me hurt you
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Know me better, and love me better
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
- Lord, you know it makes me high,
- it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
- An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
- Don't Make Me Think
- Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Did it ever make you cry ?
- Eating in the morning makes me sick
- he would have cried
- Cry me a river
- Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
- Punk rock and classical would make a kickass combination
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- Death makes me tired
- Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- I did not say it would make sense
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
- Two condoms, she makes me wear
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- What makes me beautiful
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- it would make sense (user)
- The Extroverted Feeler makes me yell at my residency director
- And it makes me wonder
- My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
- Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
- Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
- "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
- Please God, make me a stone.
- Make Me Bad
- graveyards make me wet
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- This ceiling of time and time again makes me tired
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Are You the New Person Drawn Toward Me?
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- Hurt me, use me, make me watch "Prince of Darkness"
- your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
- My hacked iPhone was better
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Last year was always better
- Why onions make you cry
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- How to win the gold and make a baby cry
- It was all I could do not to cry
- If you could see me cry
- in the end it was better that we were apart
- A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- You make Gaia cry
- The girl who cried 'rape me'
- I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
- Making the heartless girl cry
- Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
- A Better Version of Me
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- I make liberty cry (user)
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- simple answers make me insane
- MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
- You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
- My parents conspire to make me a porn star
- What makes someone a "bad person"?
- Beer Drinkers Make Better Lovers
- Make me one with everything
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- Growing older makes me depressed
- Using drugs does not make you a bad person
- Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
- My SUV makes me feel important!
- I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
- math makes me smile
- That one makes me scream, she said
- Make me one of you
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- You are talented; I would like to make love to you
- Make Me Mommy
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
- Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
- I Can't Make You Love Me
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- Don't make me come to Vegas
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Things that make me feel feminine
- The music that makes me think of New York
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- You would make a wonderful father
- better off with him than here with me
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