Findings:

• They will not be named!
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• It will never be just you
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• You will be assimilated
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• I will be silent as I wait
• You never think it will be the ducks
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• I fear I will be nothing
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• The revolution will not be televised
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Carl Everett
• the world will be remade in our image
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• I will always be weird inside
• There will be time
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Marks which will never be broken
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• This love will be your downfall.
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• Squids will be Squids
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Boys will be boys
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I will always be in the details
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• there will be a last
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• I will be light
• I will be your young sinner
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• It will be good when I am leader
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• I will not be voting
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• There Will Be Blood
• The television will not be revolutionized
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• What life after death will really be like
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Will I cease to be
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Who Will Be There
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• The end will be a sellout
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• On the comet there will be much pie
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Will I be given that chance?
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• node that will be my legacy
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• I will be in my trailer!
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• The next life will be better
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• The Revolution will be televised
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• My RPG will be a work of art
• There will be no more stories to read
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• There will never be another you
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• If it be your will
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• all the cute guys will be there
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Everything will be alright
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Even the dead will not be safe

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