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• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• The end will be a sellout
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• They will not be named!
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• You will be assimilated
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• The revolution will not be televised
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Someday, I will be strong
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• I will be your young sinner
• I will be light
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Boys will be boys
• the world will be remade in our image
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• The Revolution will be televised
• The next life will be better
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I will always be in the details
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• there will be a last
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• There will be time
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Carl Everett
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• The revolution will not be webcast
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• What life after death will really be like
• Squids will be Squids
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• I will be silent as I wait
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• There Will Be Blood
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• Everything will be alright
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• This love will be your downfall.
• The television will not be revolutionized
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Will I cease to be
• It will never be just you
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• node that will be my legacy
• I fear I will be nothing
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Will I be given that chance?
• I will always be weird inside
• It will be good when I am leader
• all the cute guys will be there
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Marks which will never be broken
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• I will be in my trailer!
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Who Will Be There
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• There will be no more stories to read
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• If it be your will
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• There will never be another you
• Even the dead will not be safe

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