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• Getting the most out of being a temp
• Silverlink Train Services
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Does being nocturnal cause brain damage?
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
• Mother May I Go out to Swim
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• If a service is "free," then YOU are the product being sold.
• May cause diabetes in geese
• Starving in the greenhouse
• My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
• Warning: Ecstasy may cause brain damage
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• out of service
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Your Cause is Our Cause, and Any Cause is a Good Cause (e2poll)
• God ain't giving out any hints
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• Best viewed with any browser
• any key
• any
• by any means necessary
• Press any key to continue
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• The tattoo phenomenon
• How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
• On Any Sunday
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• Any song can be a love song
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• "42" is even to any base
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• It doesn't get any better than this
• any way, shape or form
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• Any User (user)
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• I was never any good at maths at school
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language: 2
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I can't find the any key
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• How to train your Discordian
• Militant fuckers of any sort
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Beautiful, in that way that space and any measure of emptiness is beautiful
• How to Play any Guitar Chord
• Are there any scientific alternatives to evolution?
• The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
• Any Given Sunday
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Is there any port wine left?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• To Any Reader
• Eat any good books lately?
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Any Mick'll Do
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• Lil Kid any werrr (user)
• Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
• How to solve any number sequence puzzle
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Got any ID please?
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any time is Trinidad time
• Convert any number to decimal
• To a beautiful woman without any ketchup
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Did you touch any of his blood?
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• The most important part of any feature is the ability to turn it off
• The square of any prime number larger than 3 is a multiple of 12 plus 1
• Top 10 Reasons to Move to Canada Without Electing Any Of These Nitwits
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at a town on the opposite side of the country?
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Any house can become a prison
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• To the eye of the fast moving motorist, concrete painted green is as good a substitute for grass as any
• No time of any kind
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Any wise and wintry thing
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• justify any of this (user)
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• because I have given up any care
• I can quit any time I want
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• anies (user)
• Any sufficiently analyzed Magic is indistinguishable from Science
• Constructions for dividing a segment at any integer ratio
• How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
• Any sufficiently lucky series of coincidences are indistinguishable from miracles
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• In four dimensions, any closed loop of one-dimensional string is equivalent to an unknot.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now

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