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• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• They came together so as to form one whole
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• When did the World get so old?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• So my dreams are more than real
• so i heard you like mudkips
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• How to get more change than you deserve
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• So they caught George W. Bush
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• They're drugs, they change you
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• So I let her go
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Think not of it, sweet one, so
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• So they caught Santa Claus
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• So bashful when I spied her
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• So, I bought some new curtains. They're blue, and that act is symbolic of the hopelessness of my particular domestic situation.
• and I feel so proud when the Reckoning arrives
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• What it's like to be in love
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• I like my breasts the way they are
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• Why the Tibet problem is so problematic
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• I like you. Why are you so weird?
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Stoned music memories
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• Buying a cell phone
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• If class conflict is inherent to society, then so too is revolution
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Getting free computer parts
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• That great feeling when the dice go your way
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• You're so come here go away
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
• Sleep is too valuable a thing to let go of so easily
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• My eyes change color when I kiss someone
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• evil, like darkness, is not so much an entity unto itself as an absence of its counterpart
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• So dark, the buildings are afraid of one another
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• When I get like this
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• So, what's the problem with me?
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• So then she said
• scattered like so many fallen rose petals
• So, which one of you is the man?
• Unhelpful in More Than One Way
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I used to have so many dreams
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Her hair, tangled
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days

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