Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "This is NOT the right word for the situation. As soon as I think of a better one I will edit it."

• One word that will make others laugh
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• One Word Replies
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Swedish, in one word
• I, for one, welcome the release that death will bring
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Treatment of corporations
• I think maybe someday I will take off my feathers
• Soon, your altoids will blossom
• Rights for bigots
• Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
• I Will Make You Eat Your Words
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Gödel's Second Incompleteness Theorem explained in words of one syllable
• If No One Will Love Me
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• A better model than the one at data general
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Luckily, you will perish one day.
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• It will get better
• The more one talks, the less the words mean
• Fifty one words about love
• The one I will still call yours
• One Word Extinguisher
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• I think I fell in love with her right then and right there
• Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I cannot find the right words to tell her this
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• The scariest words I can think of
• Stay for as long as you must, leave as soon as you will.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I think I will break but I mend
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• Words will blow your mind
• I will teach you what charms and true words I can.
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• How many pictures is one word worth?
• one handed words
• Words that only have one context
• The words no one can find
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Think not of it, sweet one, so
• A Vindication of the Rights of Woman: Chapter One
• One Night I Think
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• One day we will burn
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• One billion, five hundred million words about love
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• Let the Right One In
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• One million words
• exercise your mouth to let those big words come right out
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• right outside the front door, where in January snowdrops will bloom
• You Took The Words Right Out of My Mouth
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• Two heads are better than one
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• hey little fighter, soon it will be brighter
• Spilling over into words, we run out of space too soon
• You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• The next life will be better
• I think in sounds and pictures, not words and numbers
• Will somebody please think of the children?
• Rebeca Martinez
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Things that you will do in an emergency situation
• One point five words about love
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• The Will and the Word
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• The blurred words will dance on the final page
• My words will not return void
• better than a living will
• Better Living Through Chemistry
• Better Than Ezra
• better, faster, cheaper
• I look better when I am wet
• Nobody Does It Better
• females are better than males
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• Everything's better with vocoders!
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• It's better to have loved and lost
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Better in the original
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Better Living Through Circuitry
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• six steps to better software
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• Some Days are Better than Others
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• A better door
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Better Business Bureau
• all better
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• Not everything is better spoken aloud
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Better the devil you know
• Original better than the sequel
• Something Even Better
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• There's no better mirror than a child
• You had better...!!!
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Making a Better Plastic Cup
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Better safe than sorry
• better late than never
• If a picture is worth a thousand words how many for a touch?
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.

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