Findings:

• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• The World History of Chess
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• E2 Quest: Histories of the World (document)
• The importance of rat fleas to the history of the world
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• the world will be remade in our image
• a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
• History Has Its Eyes on You
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Slashdot History of the World
• The Longest and Most Meaningless Movie in the world
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• Be the monstrous wave of despair and destruction you want to see in the world
• to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
• The Wall Chart of World History
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• The longest game in professional baseball history
• World History
• Geisha: The Secret History of a Vanishing World
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• and the world may be long for you
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• The World (as it ought to be)
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• The world has conquered them
• What in the world has come over me
• in a world of predator and prey, i choose to be a glassmaker
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
• GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
• Has the world gone completely mad?
• Short History of the World
• The History of the CIA World Factbook
• The world has fallen in love with a dream.
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• The History Of The World
• E2 Quest: Histories of the World
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• world's longest rivers
• Times Atlas Of World History
• A History Of The World In 10 1/2 Chapters
• Tell the world what pisses you off (registry)
• World History Calendar
• A Short History of the World
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Be
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Never be the first to let go
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• The World's Largest Porn Site
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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