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• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Last year was always better
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• The day I was showering with two black men
• I was a College Jeopardy! champion, Part 2
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• This essay was due a year ago
• That Was The Year That Was
• When he removed his stilton sword from my fart valve, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the colon cobra off his ample cock.
• What was stolen by someone else
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• It was the year 2000. Nobody knew what was coming.
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• I was a college Jeopardy! champion
• I wish I was a half of a two
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• When I was ten years old
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Descartes was wrong
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
• Der Mensch ist, was er ißt
• wagahai wa neko de aru
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Free Speech Was Threatened Again In The 21th Century: Another History Chapter
• The night was alive, and so was I
• I Was a Teenage Werewolf
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• Jesus I was evil
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• Was nützt die Liebe in Gedanken
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• I wish I was in New Orleans
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Renee was a princess
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• I Was Meant for the Stage
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• "Patriarchy" was a term outdated in 1968
• i was richer for having known you, friend
• She was cilantro, jalepeno, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• Was (Not Was)
• It was a dark and stormy night
• It was all God's fault
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Now it was personal
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• November 4, 1995
• Hitler Was A Vegetarian
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Why was my writeup nuked?
• Johnny Was
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• If over the hills was someplace new and forgotten
• If 6 Was 9
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• It was free, so I took it.
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• what was it (user)
• When I was 9
• The space at that moment was a million ways freaky with invisible communication.
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• what once I was
• Jones saw forest, saw nothing for it, was a little telephone apology
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• I was known as the chief grave robber of my state.
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• When I was your age
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• Dumb laws
• The Bed Was Not My Own
• I was in a commercial once
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• And I beheld the lack of embrace, and the strife was ever-present
• A delicate and lovely monster was hiding behind the fronds
• In my own shire, if I was sad
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• It was nice working with you
• was hael
• She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Before you, there was me
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
• I am that person I was watching
• It was a green field and a pleasant day
• If I Was To Go...
• His version was better
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• you aren't paranoid, it was all just a joke
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Was the Parkland shooting a Trump False Flag?
• It was always hot here
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Tomorrow I was
• I was born this way
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
• There once was a girl named Irene
• Olympia, Washington
• I was a nice guy once
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Adam was a rough draft
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• I was doing so well.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• why the Cold War was a stupid idea
• This node was made for you and me
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me

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