Findings:

• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• You say you love; but with a voice
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• You can't love with half a heart
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Who are wise in love, love most, say least
• Terrible things men say to women they're supposed to love
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• you can't build a mental picture of someone you love
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• I love you, but I dare not tell you.
• I say goodbye and that seems to work
• If You Liked School You'll Love Work
• Can you reach true love? Let's say yes.
• how love works
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• Words we can't say anymore
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• My kisses say nothing except "I love you"
• Hold me closer and say you love me
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• I cannot say I love you less than the stars
• I love my work
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• I love you but I have to let you go
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• you can't love him anymore.
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• I never heard him say "I love you"
• How to Say I Love You, with Bombastic Inefficiency
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• Don't Say You Love Me
• 7 things to say to a girl to make her fall in love with you
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• But can a robot love.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• You can't make someone love you
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why Can't This Be Love
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• I can't work with stoners
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• i can't love you anymore
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to say "I love you"
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• I can't say anything to you.
• i can't love you today
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• If you really loved me
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• How to say "I love you": A Six Step Guide
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• butt naked
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Butt hinge
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I used to judge you based on which songs you'd play on Guitar Hero 3
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.

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