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• grandmother
• Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
• the grandmother bus songs
• Grandmother cell
• Grandmother's footsteps
• A funny story about my Egyptian Grandmother
• My grandmother gave me
• Sailing in the wake of my grandmother
• On the death of bitter_engineer's Grandmother
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• My Dead Grandmother and Crowbars From Hell
• The Devil and his Grandmother
• The Last Words of My English Grandmother
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• Grandmother's Song
• My grandmother and I traveling in time
• grandmother (user)
• Sex, Grandmothers, and Videotape
• her grandmother's clock
• Sex, Grandmothers, and Videotape (log) mp3 (recording)
• My Funny Grandmother
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• Stories from my Grandmother, Part 1
• Stories from my Grandmother, Part 2
• Stories from my Grandmother, Part 3
• Little Gods and Grandmothers
• When Grandmother was finished with us
• 'nuff said
• He said, expecting the answer no
• When I said yes
• Repent, Harlequin! Said the Tick-Tock Man
• She said
• said
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• What the Thunder Said
• What the Tortoise Said to Achilles
• As the actress said to the bishop
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• The Universe said, Ha!
• The Pope said sorry
• tell God I said 'hi'
• What She Said
• "Not I," said the pig.
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Easier said than done
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• A Man Said to the Universe
• She arose and said matter-of-factly
• So then she said
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Tenser, Said The Tensor
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• User Interactive Olympics (I said Jump, sprout!)
• "Oh, bother," said the Borg. "We've assimilated Pooh."
• She said she loved me
• What did you mean when you said...
• Edward Said
• They said no
• "Fill it in", he said.
• And God said...
• Mama Said
• She said yes
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• "Think as I think," said a man
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Right Said Fred
• That one makes me scream, she said
• Port Said
• You said you could hear the galaxy
• Was it something I said?
• I said NO, dammit!
• "Truth," said a traveller
• Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• "Do Not Cheer, Men Are Dying," Said Capt. Phillips, In The Spanish-American War
• Master Dogen said, "I am not other people"
• I am three, she said
• You thought you said what I think I heard
• And Then I Said "Touche"
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• "It could use a space ship," said the angel
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• Forget I said anything
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• God Said No
• Qaboos bin Said
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Said ibn Sultan
• "Make your bed" the old lady said
• Jane Said
• She Said, She Said
• He Said, She Said
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Chris Said (user)
• France, she said
• Mahmoud Nasib Said
• He had something to say. He said it.
• not I said the cat (user)
• Not what was said
• Transformative Politics in Lacan and Said
• Sidi Bou Said
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• ...And Love Said No
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Lying on the grass in the empty stadium, next to you, regretting the things I've said
• I Dare - She Said (user)
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Dream of ducks, she said
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Drunken Riemann shoved Gauss over fish and chips and said, Motherfucker, you solve that theorem, and I'll cut you with this blade!
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• We said nay, we are but men
• easier done than said
• That's what she said
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• I said to my soul, be cool.
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Said (user)
• let's not I said really let's just not
• Abraham said no
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• , said the shotgun to the head
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• you know he said
• enough said
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• I Said Coffee
• Like fuck, said the duck
• I knew about the kissing problem before I said Yes.
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• She said I dreamed like dead men
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• ...said the liar
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Said Bookism
• "The desire of the wicked shall perish," said the King.
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• Things the rooted said (and fed me mustard and honey)
• When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
• The voice that said yes was mine.
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• You, who said I could always count on you, forever
• No, said the potato, I won't go! Not in there!
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• And while I stand by what I said, I honestly wasn't intending for him to light himself on fire.
• She said her father died of cancer in the sixties
• mohamed said (user)

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