Findings:

• You stole what they would have given you
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• He's been places they have not.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• They could have saved Kevin
• They have no bones.
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• They have taken enough
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• The Ten Commandments revised
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• What pornos would have us believe
• you would have been
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• he would have laughed
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• They knew what our pain would be.
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• They must have faces
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• People want what they cannot have
• They Have a Word for It
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would like to have emotions
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• he would have cried
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• Bernie would have won
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• They have bears in Italy
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• have ears, will listen
• If you were truly free, you would have a choice. Do you have a choice?
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• If only men would listen!
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• They didn't have the heart
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• If they would only choose to hear it
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• I was told that transcendence would come with the process of quietly living and dying alone and I do want a refund
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• We're trying to have a baby
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)

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