Findings:
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Picking a zit
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Papa Zit
- zit
- The Zit Remedy
- Zits
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Eye contact at a distance
- They must have faces
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- standing on my lawn, with the scissors in your hands, and you could come in where you'd like, to my paper house
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- Update, 28 April: We still miss kissing
- A Pinprick is nothing like a Paper Cut
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I would like to have emotions
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- I thought paper cuts were like lightning
- What it's like to have cancer
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- magic is real and it's nothing like what they say
- Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
- some summers they drop like flies
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- You stole what they would have given you
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- When you know things are just meant to be
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- These papers do not show what I have done
- What is it like to have a soul?
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- They have bears in Italy
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- They moved like a river
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
- I still have the scar
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- I guessed I wouldn't land on all fours, like a cat
- Eyes like extinguished paper lanterns
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- like you're blind but still can see
- Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
- They dropped like flakes, they dropped like stars
- they seem each like a smile of great sweetness
- Strip paper, rock, scissors
- How Liquid Paper invented the local news
- one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
- I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- Silent and still, trapped on glossy paper
- the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- People want what they cannot have
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- They Have a Word for It
- You have to live like you'll miss the end
- They have taken enough
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- I still have a lot of exploring to do
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- They could have saved Kevin
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- They have no bones.
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Screw you, Home Depot! I still have my penis!
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- What it's like to have a community
- They didn't have the heart
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- He's been places they have not.
- How we could still have a President Trump
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- Like an owl among the ruins
- Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
- But can you still cry like a child?
- Why I Still Like God
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
- I like my breasts the way they are
- I still like a bedtime story
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- They hum like angels
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
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