Findings:

• I really have to do you now
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• They didn't have the heart
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• computers have no feelings
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• They Have a Word for It
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• They have taken enough
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• Where Are They Now?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Computers have no sense of time
• They must have faces
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• They who monitor the Internet
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Yea, they are greedy dogs which can never have enough
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• People want what they cannot have
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• Now you do what they told ya
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• General sexuality newsgroup
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• They have no bones.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• They could have saved Kevin
• it is now safe to turn off your computer
• You stole what they would have given you
• Now my computer system is alive
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• You can't have everything
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• I have too many clothes
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• you have to stop growing mushrooms in your dishwasher
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You have the right to remain silent
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• You have to keep loving
• Does Molly Weasley have to choke a bitch?
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Why do children have to die?
• You and I have power supplies
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• You have your own places to go.
• I used to have a crush on you
• Internet BBS
• Internet Vibrator
• Internet Map
• Grandma and the internet or Cream of the Slop
• Citing internet resources
• London Internet Exchange
• A prayer to resist Internet pornography
• The internet may end humanity
• now
• You may now feel old
• Frilly putty in me now
• Now it was personal
• look now look again
• Now Hiring Losers
• Now hollow fires burn out to black
• Now Thank We All Our God
• Now I am become grey, the creator of worlds
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• Eternity is now
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• computer science
• Ground rush
• Computer nerd
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• computer guy lite
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• computer literate
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Cats hate computers
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• Computer Graphics Bible
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• London Underground Station Computer
• Things never were what they used to be
• Computers, the Law and You
• It was better before they came
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• Tough Beans they say (user)
• European Computer Driving Licence
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• How to de-porn your computer
• Living without a computer
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Fragments of the world are falling away, and we're tripping over the holes they leave behind
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?

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