Findings:

• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• They didn't have the heart
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• Where Are They Now?
• computers have no feelings
• I really have to do you now
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• They Have a Word for It
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• They have taken enough
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• They who monitor the Internet
• Now you do what they told ya
• Computers have no sense of time
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• They must have faces
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• People want what they cannot have
• General sexuality newsgroup
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• They have no bones.
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• They could have saved Kevin
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• it is now safe to turn off your computer
• You stole what they would have given you
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Now my computer system is alive
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• I have too many clothes
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• you have to stop growing mushrooms in your dishwasher
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You have the right to remain silent
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• You have to keep loving
• Does Molly Weasley have to choke a bitch?
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Why do children have to die?
• You and I have power supplies
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• You have your own places to go.
• I used to have a crush on you
• internet buzz words
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• The Howdy Doody Internet Conspiracy
• Internet Security Act of 2000
• corporate internet
• Internet that logs onto you
• The Internet Public Library
• Rules of the Internet
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• Now That's What I Call Quite Good
• Right now I am floating
• Now You're Screwed
• Gonna Fly Now
• Right Where You Are Sitting Now
• I am now a Fire Marshall
• from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
• Do it now
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• for now (user)
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• I let go and now I'm holding on. I need to let go again.
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• computer science
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Computer nerd
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• computer guy lite
• How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• computer literate
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• Cats hate computers
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Computer Graphics Bible
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• London Underground Station Computer
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Computers, the Law and You
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• European Computer Driving Licence
• How to de-porn your computer
• Living without a computer
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• We Have Explosive
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• it's good to have a moose
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Kids have no concept of time
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Long Haired Preachers
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this

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