Findings:

• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• How to use Google to bypass server side filtering
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• Automobile tire pressure
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• Stoned music memories
• How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
• stick ‘em up
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• How Aunt Em Conquered the Lion
• DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
• How to Use a Urinal
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• They must have faces
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• How we could still have a President Trump
• I used to have a crush on you
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• How to use compensated expenses to your advantage
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
• How to use your geek skills to get the girl
• How to use Napster effectively
• How to use crutches
• Chipirones en su tinta
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Using a command line
• How to have an out of body experience
• They could have saved Kevin
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• They have no bones.
• how many lines of code have you written?
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• They didn't have the heart
• How could you ever have enough?
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• How to use an apostrophe
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• How to use chopsticks
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• They have bears in Italy
• How to use a hand dryer
• I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
• If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan?
• How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• How to Use a Condom
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Ways to know how stupid you are really
• Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
• How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• I know I have been dreaming
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• People want what they cannot have
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• How we have grown apart
• You stole what they would have given you
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• They Have a Word for It
• I used to have so many dreams
• How to "Have People"
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• How to have an epileptic fit
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You, standing
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• They have taken enough
• Sex in a small car
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Sex with a chicken
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• How long have you been in love with her?
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• How long have you known?
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• How to have lesbian sex
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• How the mighty have fallen
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Dogs and cats used to have jobs
• He's been places they have not.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• The "How many partners have you had" question

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