Findings:

• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• People don't flail when they die
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• You stole what they would have given you
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• They have no bones.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• They have bears in Italy
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Stoned music memories
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• A reason to drink
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• They Have a Word for It
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• They Don't Want Me
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• They don't know what they're missing
• you don't have to do this
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• They have taken enough
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• They could have saved Kevin
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• They didn't have the heart
• He's been places they have not.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• They don't touch me the same way
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Rape committed by women
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• So you don't have to
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Cats don't have brakes
• They don't understand my tea
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I don't have a television set
• You don't have to remember my name
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• No, I don't have channel 11
• They don't know what I've done
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• You don't have any real problems
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I don't have the time
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• They must have faces
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• People want what they cannot have
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• The Department of They
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you

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