Findings:

• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• we can't all be rock stars
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• we can all just be around other people
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• The Ten Commandments revised
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• All I ever wanted to be
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• That's All Folks
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Frontiers are not easy, nor are they meant to be
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• The Winner Takes It All
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Kids that age think they know it all
• Words are the mirrors of our discontents merely; they contain all the huge unhatched eggs of the world's sorrows.
• They are all pretty but fading.
• Can't we all just get along?
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• And they all just stood and stared
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• All will be well again in time
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• all limitations must be overcome
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Why Can't This Be Love
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• They knew what our pain would be.
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• they threw us all in a trench and stuck a monument on top
• They All Laughed
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• we shall all be healed
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• They think it's all over
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• All units be advised
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• this is where we all came to be
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• some day we will all be gone
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• play dumb
• Beggars can't be choosers
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Automobile tire pressure
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• They Might Be Giants
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• They will not be named!
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• Things never were what they used to be
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all

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