Findings:

• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• There was once a Man
• There's Something About Mary
• Are there still so many Nazis in Germany?
• Something was about to happen.
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• So there's this guy
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Where's the kaboom?
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• So there is death in my voice; what of it?
• there are only so many truths. everything else is derived
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• One hour there was sunlight
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• There was a rose that faded young
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• There's something about cats... (category)
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• What we found hiding there, furious and so alone
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• There was a cold day
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• A knock there was upon the door
• There Was A Friend
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• There was a baby in China
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• There was an old lady
• There is nothing left to cry about
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• I was wrong about the color changing; your eyes are brown
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• So There We Were
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• The night was alive, and so was I
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• No shit, there I was
• There once was a girl named Irene
• and there was this girl
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• There was a land where lived no violets
• There was a time when I was a better person
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• There was a man and a woman
• There Once Was a Farmer
• Was There a Time
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• There was a young lady of Riga
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I was there
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• Before you, there was me
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• There Was No Leak
• There was no one waiting for me...
• There was a time before
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• The Day the World was about to End
• So why talk about politics now
• There's something about a funeral
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• It was always about words
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• There's something terribly romantic about addiction
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• There is something about airports and bus terminals
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• There's nowt so queer as folk
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I was doing so well.
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• It was free, so I took it.
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I like you. Why are you so weird?
• So there's this guy (poetry) mp3 (recording)
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• I remember, there was one
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• there is so much structure within numbers, the universe is just the counting of the integers.
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• Was it ever there?
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• so fragile and cold, i was
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?

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