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There once was a girl named Irene
There once was a chicken named Alice
Once there was a way...
Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
Here lies one whose name was writ in water
There Once Was a Farmer
There once was a man from St. Paul
Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
There was once a Man
Fossils were put there by God
I once was a clueless young noder
You can't get there from here
She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
BROOKS WAS HERE
Keen, Fitful Gusts are Whisp'ring Here and There
Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
This Dust Was Once the Man
There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
There was a young lady of Riga
I was in a commercial once
And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
He makes me feel alone just by being there
sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
Her name was Natalie
some say he was never here at all
There By the Grace of God
every noder was once a normal human
I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
Love is stored in the memories of what once was
Where's the kaboom?
I remember, there was one
she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
Call by name
How to tell your social class by the location of your name
No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
Neither here nor there
We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
This is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
Is there a problem, (insert title here)?
When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
Once there came a man
I was adored once too
what once I was
Finding air where matter once was
I was once young and had a home
Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
There was a time when I was a better person
So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
Once was enough
It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
There was a moment of drunken silence
Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
A Jared by any other name
Secret Service Frequencies by User Name
she was waylaid by an octopus
What was stolen by someone else
drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
dropped here by the hand of the astronaut
it was years before they met again, by chance
Addressing others by their user names
I'm wishing Jesus was here again
Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
Halfway Between Here and There
Don't crash here - Crash over there
Kilroy was here
there isn't another side. it's all right here.
Somewhere at the intersection of Here and There
No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
for those to whom name is everything, there is no difference
Once you know a thing's name, you control it
qanat get there from here
There is a house by the sea
Food which was intended as such by nature
Crazy? I was crazy once.
I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
Leather-bound organizer
The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
Once, everyone was a computer novice
you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
No shit, there I was
There was a rose that faded young
Was it ever there?
Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
There was an old lady
That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
There was a land where lived no violets
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
There was a man with tongue of wood
There was this one great night at Alice's house,
Where Once Life Was
I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
A Tyler By Any Other Name
To leave you there by yourself chained to fate
Ye Jacobites By Name
Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
I was raised by the French government
There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
They know me not by name, but numbers
I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
When things are known by a brand name
Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
Once By The Pacific
Your Name Here Stadium
i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
Here and There
I Wish My Brother George Was Here
I was the liar; here is the truth
Now and Then, Here and There
Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
his is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
It was always hot here
Here and there in the darkening green
I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
Into the World There Came a Soul Named Ida
At Least It Was Here
your name, once I wake up
There are no more Horse Names in the Republic
Somewhere, there's a universe with your name on it, spelled out in consecutive constellations
you called my name in the dark, so here I am
Democracy assassinated the family that was here
every secret thing was made by some one
The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
I was a free man once, in Saigon
I was taken by a honeymoon scam
I was in a blindfold taste test once...
I once dreamt that I was a line
I was once stranded on a desert island
I was a nice guy once
the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
I was once stranded on a dessert island
Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few

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