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There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
There Once Was a Farmer
There was a time when I was a better person
mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
Before inertia, there was impetus
I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
There Was a Desert in My Head
there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
There Was a Man of Double Deed
There was this one great night at Alice's house,
Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
There was a time before
There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
I was there
The Epidemic That Never Was
I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
No shit, there I was
There was a man with tongue of wood
I remember, there was one
There was a rose that faded young
It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
There was a moment of drunken silence
There once was a chicken named Alice
There will never be another you
Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
There was a cold day
There was no one waiting for me...
There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
A knock there was upon the door
No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
There was a little girl
The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
Once there was a way...
Was There a Time
She was never mine. I always shared her.
Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
I was never any good at maths at school
I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
the little friendship that never was
I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
some say he was never here at all
There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
There was once a Man
My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
A Woman Who Never Was
the future is a fascinating place, for we never arrive there
There was an old lady
So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
There was a land where lived no violets
Was it ever there?
There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
There was a young lady of Riga
Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
and there was this girl
There once was a girl named Irene
Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
There was a man and a woman
He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
There Was a Child Went Forth
Where's the kaboom?
Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
There was a man who lived a life of fire
Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
Before you, there was me
there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
There once was a man from St. Paul
A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
Unfortunately, there was no applause
In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
There Was No Leak
There Was A Friend
So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
There was always the blue of you
There was a baby in China
One hour there was sunlight
I was never broken
I had never known someone whose death was imminent
Seven words you can never say on television
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
This will never happen
I never thought it would be like this
I never get mail
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
Never say die
I think that I shall never see
Never trust anyone over 30
I never saw her again
voice never dies
What if it never happened?
Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
Never try to teach a pig to sing
A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
He never returned
Never look like you're staring
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
People who don't smoke will never die
I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
A broken heart never heals
No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of quarter-inch tapes
Something never perfect
Men should never call themselves feminists
John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
never use variable arguments in C++
why i could never live in the city
Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
Things NEVER to do with vaseline!
two positives never make a negative
Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
Never underestimate the power of denial
You can never get away from yourself
Violence never solved anything
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
Bargaining? Never with that roof.
Kirby G6
I never faced existential quandaries as an addict
The death of a man I had never known
I have never
I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
Never Volunteer
I hope you never run for public office
A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
It never rains but it pours
I'll never be the other woman
Stuff you wish you never threw out
Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
you never want to eat somewhere you work
Why did Bach never write an opera?
Now or Never
We never asked to be babysitters
Never Stop Burning
After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
floating and never settling
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
It Never Rains
Never on Sunday
Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
Never Let Me Down Again
Why I've never been ice skating
My Wang never goes down

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