Findings:
- There was an old lady
- old maid
- There Was a Man of Double Deed
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- Old Maid In The Garret
- There Once Was a Farmer
- Old Maid's Tea
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- In Oxford City There Dwelt a Fair Maid
- Was it ever there?
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- There are old pilots and there are bold pilots; there are no old, bold, pilots
- There Was a Child Went Forth
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- There Was a Desert in My Head
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- Before inertia, there was impetus
- No shit, there I was
- There's a special place in my heart for old suitcases
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- Where's the kaboom?
- There was a man with tongue of wood
- There was a time when I was a better person
- One hour there was sunlight
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- and there was this girl
- There was a time before
- Before you, there was me
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- There was a cold day
- Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
- There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- Music was better in the old days
- There was a baby in China
- Unfortunately, there was no applause
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
- There was always the blue of you
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- There was no one waiting for me...
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- There was a young lady of Riga
- There was once a Man
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- There once was a chicken named Alice
- There was a rose that faded young
- I remember, there was one
- There once was a girl named Irene
- There was a land where lived no violets
- Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- Food was purer in the good old days
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
- The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- There was a man and a woman
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
- Was There a Time
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- I was there
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- There once was a man from St. Paul
- There was a moment of drunken silence
- When I was ten years old
- A knock there was upon the door
- There Was No Leak
- In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- There Was A Friend
- Once there was a way...
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- There was a little girl
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- American Maid
- Maid's hair
- Maid of Orleans
- cleaning your hotel room before the maid arrives
- meter maid
- Maids When You're Young
- A True Maid
- The Ruined Maid
- Hanaukyo Maids
- The Maid of Brakel
- Maid Maleen
- Maid Marian
- maid of honor
- Maid Marian and Her Merry Men
- Old and in the Way
- Revenge of the Old Queen
- Great Old Ones
- Old Ball and Chain
- Old Mother Hubbard
- Old Testament
- old
- old bean
- old school
- Old English
- Old Navy
- Old Scratch
- "The good old days" are a scam
- Old Chestnut
- good old days
- You're Only Old Once!
- Daleks and stairs
- Old North Church
- old money
- old fart
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- Old lang syne
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- old dutch oatmeal cookies
- Old Macdonald
- old red sandstone
- New Skin for the Old Ceremony
- The Old Woman and the Wine-Jar
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- In What Distress Candide, Cunegund, and the Old Woman Arrive at Cadiz, and Of Their Embarkation
- The History of the Old Woman
- The Adventures of the Old Woman Continued
- I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
- old chestnut: missionaries and cannibals
- old chestnut: Lisa's dog
- old chestnut: handshakes
- Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
- My old Mint Tins
- old chestnut: true/false boxes
- old chestnut: all but two
- Old chestnut: friends
- old chestnut: millennium
- old chestnut: convoluted states II
- old chestnut: opening and closing lockers
- To Thee Old Cause
- old chestnut: age puzzles
- The Sing-Song Of Old Man Kangaroo
- old chestnut: five men, houses, colors, nationalities, beverages, cigars, and pets
- When you wake up feeling old
- An Old Man's Winter Night
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