Findings:

• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• There is a panther stalks me down
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• There is more of me than you imagine
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• There was no one waiting for me...
• There are no cases like mine, Doctor.
• There are a million girls like me out there
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• There is no real me
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Before you, there was me
• list of things
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Would you want to live there?
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• Neither here nor there
• you ain't seen me.. right?
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• treat me like a woman
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Submit to me, you evil fly!
• Is there a fetus in that syringe?
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• In My Country There Is Problem
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• underneath my clothes; there's a story for you
• Drown Me Not, You Cruel Tears
• The Beast within me
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Only Jesus can judge me
• Is There a Polite Word For Murder?
• it beckons me, the call to write
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Tell Me What
• Tell me a story about flowers
• I'll jump over the wall and I'll wait for you there
• Take Me As I Am
• There was always the blue of you
• Ammonia Pine 4 Me (user)
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• You lost me
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Eat me beat me lady
• am i there yet?
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Silly me
• /me misses happiness
• Year that Trembled and Reel'd Beneath Me
• Bad for me
• Makes Me Wanna Holler
• Mes fleurs
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• me too (user)
• Summer wrote me a letter yesterday
• Hold me
• You wouldn't recognize me
• sk8rbabe gtta luv me (user)
• Arrr, I `ave a dreamlog, me harties
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• give me the truth or nothing
• Tell me a story about brains
• fuck you pay me
• Read Me (collaboration)
• How Do You Want Me?
• this nodeshell reminds me of a time long past
• Tell me of the nature of death
• Can you show me?
• Jesus He Knows Me
• Is that me shaking? Is that you shaking? Are we both shaking?
• Snickers told me
• nice ass let me lick it
• New York City: What my Father told me
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• dicks
• you have me at a disadvantage
• Moby Dick - Chapter 5
• Moby Dick - Chapter 37
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Moby Dick - Chapter 69
• South Dakota School of Mines and Technology
• Moby Dick - Chapter 101
• Make Mine Music
• Moby Dick - Chapter 133
• International Federation of Chemical, Energy, Mine and General Workers' Unions
• I Love Hip Hop
• This one is mine
• Dick Smith Electronics
• Toss 'em the dick
• There are four lights
• whiskey dick
• There is no friend anywhere
• Being There
• There's no such thing as normal
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• There is no "Judeo Christian" ethic
• Look Over There!!!!
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• There is a soundtrack, you know, but it's not for sale
• Lick me where I bleed
• Is there an agent in the house?
• Vacant and alluring? Sounds good to me!
• George W. Bush is a moron, and there is no 'grey matter' there
• blow me
• What is wrong with me?
• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• Forget Me Not
• There is such a color in thought
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• There Goes Rhymin' Simon
• She misses me
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• M.E.
• There is a true and sincere friendship between you both
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• There was a time before
• Me and my big mouth
• There's a God on the Mic
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• Take On Me
• There are no finish lines for hearts that race.
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• If No One Will Love Me
• There is no dream but this.
• The time my father caught me having sex
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk

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