Findings:

• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• There are a million girls like me out there
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• There was no one waiting for me...
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• There is no real me
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Before you, there was me
• list of things
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• There is more of me than you imagine
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• There is a panther stalks me down
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• There are no cases like mine, Doctor.
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Are You There God? It's Me, Robbie.
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• Fold Me Up
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• From Death, Lead Me To Immortality
• turn me on, and leave a scabby body
• Between the World and Me
• no power in the verse can stop me
• Serial Attached SCSI
• Tell Me What Happened Billy
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• land mine
• Moby Dick - Chapter 29
• Thetford Mines
• Moby Dick - Chapter 61
• Look beyond your education, child of mine
• Moby Dick - Chapter 93
• Soudan Underground Mine
• Moby Dick - Chapter 125
• Dick King-Smith
• There is only ONE God
• Dick Grayson
• Is That All There Is?
• private dick
• There is Power in a Union
• For every set there exists a larger set
• Free to Be, You and Me
• How much information is there in the World?
• There Is No Lumber Cartel
• Tell me a story about trains
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Roll With Me, Henry
• There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
• Why are there video screens in Playhouse Square?
• Commercials depress me
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• There's no reason to leave this poem alone
• You Run Deep in Me
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Proof that there are no integers between 0 and 1
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• The place where there is no darkness
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Where there's smoke there's fire
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• There are no rules in language, only regularities
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• See Me Through Part II
• There are old pilots and there are bold pilots; there are no old, bold, pilots
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I'm Not There
• May those who are born after me
• In dark alleys there is magical realism with knives sharper than this
• Jesus Loves Me
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Me and My Egg Roll
• People confuse me
• Deliver me from bloodguiltiness
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• That's my heart lying in the gutter there; a heart like a shattered banana.
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Take it from me
• Far From Me
• Thinking that the wisteria is making me homesick
• clowns scare me
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
• Freeman and me and the rest of the world
• me mate dave (user)
• Republican Like Me
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• I've Never Been to Me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Come Talk To Me
• No one touches me
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• I sleep with the pigeons, beneath the kingdom that deceived me
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• What the dust told me
• Me and Jesus
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• It reminds me of melancholy, and vice versa
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Sometimes I fly and sometimes you love me
• (Come get me).
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• You only love me for my whitegoods
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Lord, you know it makes me high,
• Come on Take Me for a Ride
• She saved me from Hylas' fate
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
• Snickers told me
• nice ass let me lick it
• Its not me
• Consider Me Gone
• People listen to me? WTF
• Y M I Still Me
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• /me misses moeyz
• Moby Dick - Chapter 8
• Moby Dick - Chapter 40
• Blue Bucket Mine
• Moby Dick - Chapter 72
• Hull Rust Mine
• Moby Dick - Chapter 104
• Mine (stylesheet)
• Moby Dick - Epilogue
• Your walls, not mine
• groaty dick
• Why are there Black Vulcans?
• Dick Hutton
• There is no camel in this scene
• There's a sucker born every minute
• Curse of the Switched Bewitched Dead Dicks
• not as good as being there
• Zap me
• There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
• What, me worry?
• There are no seasons in California

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