Some people will try to tell you that Minnesota is a rather cold place near North Dakota and Winnipeg, full of lakes and snow and things like that. Having been a Geography major, I know the value of testing a scientific theory. I offered several theories as to the nature of Minnesota, but people invariably rejected them.
I will soon send out surveys to determine via
statistical analysis what the best
psychophysical explanation of Minnesota might be.
Watch your mailboxes.
1In the middle of the
Sahara, on the border between
Libya
and
Chad.